Hey, what’s good, guys? It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of my stories. I’ve been busy with University of Maryland’s School of Pharmacy lately.
But bump that. Let’s begin. It was April 2013 at the University of Maryland, College Park. I was taking my 3rd Organic Chemistry II exam of the semester. For those who don’t know what organic chemistry looks like, here’s an example below.
As you can see, orgo is nothing more than alchemy. Pure alchemy. But I got Bs on the first two exams, so I thought that I was finna swag on this one, too.
Boy, was I wrong.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT TEST WAS, YO. FOR REAL. THIS TEST WAS FROM CHIRAQ. IT WAS THAT EVIL.
Brah, I was taking that test, thinking to myself, “Why is this test so hard?”
I just sat there thinking how my mother wouldn’t believe me when I tell her that this test was the manifestation of demonic forces acting against me.
When the professor said “5 minutes left”, there was a muffled scream from the front row. Brah.
When the test ended, all I heard was this scream of anguish. Homeboy was yelling like Gohan did when Cell killed Android 16.
What ensued is something that I never expected- The biggest guy in the 300 student lecture hall BAWLED.
These were not everyday tears. Oh, no, my brethren. These were “I’m playing Drake cuz my girl dumped me” tears.
My mans Kendall was looking at him, like, “Yo, he really wildin’, yo!”
It was so bad, the professor had to hug homeboy. Now, this is how I saw the hug.
THIS PROFESSOR JUST BROKE THIS MAN’S HEART! HOMEBOY PROBABLY LOOKED AT HIM LIKE HE WAS VOLDEMORT.
Long story short, College Park is a crazy place. I wish luck to all of you who have midterms in the science classes coming up. You’re gonna need it.
Be careful out there, guys. This world is a crazy place. Follow me on Twitter if you like this story and my others. Peace.